The agent
sat in her office puffing at her cigarette. "What you need to do, darling,
is write a fantasy novel."
"But I
don't do fantasy, do I? I write historical fiction."
"Yes
but Harry Potter is all the rage. Why not write something for teenagers?"
The author
trudged down four flights of stairs and out into the London rain wondering if
she could afford tea at the Ritz. She really didn't want to write fantasy. Nor
for teenagers. She liked writing historical fiction, she liked character
interaction, the what motivates people, what makes them tick. She liked writing
about rugged heroes that were the sort of men you wouldn't want to get into a
drinking contest with, but who would, all the same, be there to fix the fuse, and
know where the torch was!
*
A Holiday. A
wet, windy October afternoon. The rain had poured all morning, but by early
afternoon an apologetic sun was squinting from behind a barricade of grey
cloud. The author decided to walk the dogs on the beach.
All week she
had been researching her latest interest; the truth behind pirates. Now the
film she had seen was all very well, but it was not historically accurate was
it? Tortuga, for instance, was cleared of pirates in the late 1600's; Port
Royal was just a naval base. Pirates did not turn into skeletons. But they did
wear bright ribbons, wave cutlasses about, get drunk and have an awful lot of
fun.
As she was
walking down the steep cliff-path, minding the bunny-burrows and reminding one
of the dogs that it was not a good idea to get stuck down one again, she
wondered; "What would happen if a charming rogue, such as Jack Sparrow,
met up with a white witch? Not someone like Hermione in Harry P., someone more like Obi Wan Kenobi in Star Wars?
A good witch, who had the Craft. She can't do magic, has no wand or spells, but
she can summon a wind, or talk to her lover via telepathy.
At the
bottom of the cliff, the author crossed the stream and stepped onto the beach.
Immediately, she was almost knocked over by a blast from the wind, and the dogs
went haring off after those two seagulls that had been bugging them all week.
The tide was
ebbing, the breakers all white foam and rolling excitement. She walked along
listening to the soundtrack of Pirates of the Caribbean, cursing because the
earpiece kept falling out of her ear.
Sitting on a
rock, she gazed out at the ocean. It was the English Channel really, but an
author has a vivid imagination. It was not too difficult to picture the hot
Caribbean sun; waving palm trees; the rich turquoise blue of the sea. It rained
again. Quickly, she switched to a different scene. The Florida reefs, 1715. Eleven
Spanish galleons went down laden with treasure.
What if... her mind was
racing, her heart beginning to thud with excitement. What if there was a 12th
ship? A pirate ship? A ship that a young, handsome rogue had just commandeered?
His first captaincy... he survived the storm, would want to get another ship as
soon as possible.... he had a brother, a half-brother, who had bullied him as a
child. A brother who had burnt his only possession, a boat called.... Acorn! The
author was getting really excited
now! The boy fled the Virginia tobacco plantation and became a pirate. He had a
few adventures, got rich on plunder, but was, underneath all the swagger and
pretence, lonely. It was alright having crumpets and strumpets, but there was
also the horror of the hangman's noose dangling over him. Then one day he meets
a girl. He was in deep do-do, wounded and being chased by East India Company
agents and this girl... no, not a girl... the white witch... rescues him. They
fall in love, but he misses the sea. Because of er, because of (the author
decided to think of a because of later) because of dah-di-dah happening, there is a mix up. The pirate assumed the
girl didn't love him anymore. And the girl, who was really a white witch,
thought the pirate didn't love her anymore.
So they were both miserable for a few months. The pirate found solace in a rum
bottle (as pirates do) and the girl gave in and married the rich creep who had
been pestering her all this time. Then the pirate's brother caught up with him
(very annoyed because the pirate had stolen his ship)
The author's backside was getting a bit numb, so she walked on up
the beach.
The annoyed
bully-brother is in league with the creep who married the girl... Tiola! the author thought, her name is
Tiola. (Say it as ‘Teeola’, not ‘Tee…Oh…La’)Tiola what? Tiola is all that is
good - a.l.l.t.h.a.t.i.s.g.o.o.d. An
anagram! Of... furious muttering... an anagram of Tiola Oldstagh!
The author
walked on, she was nearing the far side of the bay now and the tumble of rocks
that were full of fossils and things. Or so the guide books said. She had never
found one.
OK, so the
annoyed bully-brother is in league with the creep. The two men are plotting to
capture the pirate and have him hanged - Captain Woodes Rogers, a real figure
in history, has just become Governor of Nassau and is offering a pardon to all
pirates. The two creeps arrange to meet at Nassau, guessing that the pirate
will turn up looking for amnesty. Which he does - but the bully-brother nabs
him and chains him up in the bilge of a
ship and heads off back to Virginia. He wants to have his fun first and punish
the pirate for stealing his ship.
Tiola loves
her pirate. She tells her husband to go jump in a lake and boarding the
pirate's ship (which he has called Sea Witch) sets off in pursuit of
her true love - having to conjure up a wind to do so. Meanwhile, the author could see a small sub-plot coming here… something
about Tethys, goddess of the sea who wanted the pirate for herself?
The author
was quite pleased. Lots of action, adventure and character interaction. The
chance to get to know these two young lovers, the tried and trusted boy meets
girl, boy falls in love, boy loses girl then finds her again plot.
So all she
needed was her pirate.
The wide
sweep of the beach was deserted. She looked at the wet sand where the tide was
scurrying in with lace-edged patterns of foam. Saw a man standing there, twenty
yards away. He was tall, rugged. Had an untidy chaos of curled, dark hair with
a few blue ribbons fluttering in the wind tied into it. He wore knee high
boots, a faded coat and a three cornered hat. He was looking out to sea but he
turned, grinned at her, showing the flash of two gold teeth. With his right
hand he gave the author a small, acknowledging salute. An earring dangled from
one ear. An earring shaped like an acorn.
"Hello
Jesamiah Acorne," the author said.
And the
author swears that every word is true.
Helen
Hollick
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